Our mama has given us some great advice, like eat your vegetables and use a condom. But one thing she always tried to reiterate was the fact that it takes one to know one. We always thought we understood the concept, but last Saturday, we really got it. The moment came when Joe Francis described the Miami Housewives (other than Lea Black) as "train wrecks." Yeah, it takes one to know one.
Not to say Francis isn't a nice person. At the Blacks' gala, we spent a little time with him, and we can't say we didn't enjoy ourselves. He has his Girls Gone Wild
business and a reality show, but the man is kind of a
mess. He has been in prison a couple of times and has been found guilty of
child abuse, prostitution, filing false tax returns, and bribing jail
workers -- which by the way, is how he knows Lea Black. Another fun
fact about Mr. Francis: He is a big Real Housewives of Miami fan. And he wasn't ashamed to admit it.
Honestly?
Yeah, Google "Joe Francis shirtless."
OK. [We Google.] Wow, that's impressive.
See! I told you!
So are you dating with that body?
Am I dating? I am dating. I just got divorced.
What about celebrities in Hollywood -- who has the hottest body?
Guy-wise? Me or Mario Lopez, because he is one of my best friends. Girl-wise, I would have to say Kourtney Kardashian. I used to date Kourtney.
Wait, you know all the Kardashian girls, right?
I do. We're great friends. People don't know this, but that I actually introduced Kourtney and Scott at my house in Mexico.
Do you like Scott?
Yeah, I do. I mean, I can't go too into it. If Scott makes Kourtney happy, then I hope it all works out.
What about the family in general -- the Kardashians and the Jenners?
Listen, all the Kardashians are such great people. And the Jenners, well other than Brody, are all such great people. I wish them all the best.
What about The Real Housewives of Miami -- did you watch any of this season?
I did! I watched every episode. I loved watching the show. I was in Episode 2! I have a reality show too, so I know how this all works. People like to watch these types of shows because the woman are train wrecks. Lea is such a great person and so normal.
So what about The Real Housewives of Miami: normal or train wrecks?
Lea, she is very sophisticated and a beautiful woman. The rest of the cast? Train wrecks.
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