The session is over. You smile and promise to come regularly. She puts on a tight grin waiting for you to get out of her space. You try to start a post-session conversation hoping the next time she'll give you a big discount, because you were such a great pet. She cannot wait until you leave because well, she is tired, and you are irritating. And frankly while you blabber on about how much of a bitch your wife is, she is debating whether or not to block your number in hopes that you will never ever contact her again. Your dominatrix hates you. Here are the top five reasons why she cannot stand your whinny, masochistic ass.
5. You Do Not Stop Calling.
She acknowledges and truly appreciates your dedication to her and BDSM,
but please stop calling and texting her every other minute. She may be a
total beating robot in the dungeon, but she does need a fucking break.
So be so kind and do not call her 20 times at 2 o'clock in the morning
while she's trying to get her beauty sleep. Plus if she didn't pick up
her phone the tenth time you called, it means she doesn't want to speak
with you. Get the hint.
4. You Reek.
Ever hear of a bath? Take one. Not only does your dominatrix have to try
very hard to suppress her giggles looking at your fat sagging body and
the small pecker of yours which you refer to as "your big juicy cock,"
but she also has to put up with your stench. She specifically instructed
you to take a shower before the session, and what do you do? You
completely ignore her request. Bad bad bad boy! You're sweaty. You
stink of cheap cologne, and there are chunks of crap stuck to your ass
hair. Not a pretty sight. Your wife may put up with that. Your
3. You Do Not Respect Her Limits.
Did she not tell you to get your filthy slave hands of her thigh the
first time you did it? Then why the hell are your sticky little fingers
trying to work their way up her leg? Kneel down, and put your hands
behind your back before she canes your palms until they turn blue. Do
not anger your domme or you'll have a hard time explaining to your wife
the reason why you're all bruised up in places where no one would even
dare to dream of bruising you.
2. You Pretend to Be a Hardcore Player.
Really? You get your scrotum inflated with saline all the time? And you
can shove a watermelon up your ass without any lube? Then why the freak
can't you handle some light spanking? Oh, that's right. You're just
another poser pretending to be tough. Let's see if she can make you beg
for mercy in 3...2...1. Ah there are those tears again. Stop crying and
suck it up.
1. You Try to Top the Top.
She's a dominatrix, and you're just some
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pathetic submissive. She does appreciate your suggestions but seriously,
she's in charge. Not you. You pay her to dominate you, and you're there
to please her and not the other way around. Give up.