New Year's.
Yeah. That happened.
Don't remember much of it? We feel ya.
But here's the good news: If you're reading this, you haven't lost all your wit, and can still appreciate what Miami has to offer. No matter how trashed you were just a few days ago, this city has the healing vibes fit for you. We're planning on taking it really easy this weekend. You know, regaining our strength and feeling in our face.
For the rest of you with that can't-stop-won't-stop attitude, our hat's off to you. Go strong, brothers and sisters. Keep going strong.
Friday
Jerry Seinfeld: "I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup." SEINFELDDDD.
Heat v Bulls: There will be blood.
Vincenzo: No one says no to a man with a name like "Vincenzo." No one.
Peachfuzz: Everyone's favorite party!
Saturday
A Dark Truth: With an all-star cast like Forest Whitaker, Andy Garcia, and Eva Langoria, saying you won't see this film is pure sin.
Shelly Fraley: She's the one who makes music based on fan-submitted secrets. Now tell us that's not awesome.
Spam Allstars: We're not fans of the kind you eat, but we'll give the kind you listen to a try.
Drag Queen Bingo Night: Bingo has never been so much fun.
Sunday
Helmut Newton: A Liberating Focus: They call him "the king of kink."
Nikki Sundays: A sunset, a cocktail, and the beach is all you need to reach paradise.
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