Ball drops and champagne facials ... Who's ready for another New Year's Eve porn party?
Yep, it's already been 365 days since we here at Crossfade taped down our ever-lasting boner, squeezed into some lightly soiled pants, and "dragged our Pornhub-addicted asses" to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino's Opium Nightclub for an end-of-year evening of smutty fun.
And obviously, like any self-respecting Bang Bus-riding Miami horndog, we fully intend to celebrate that massive money shot otherwise known as 2013 by goin' full DP on NYE with XXX babe Abella Anderson.
Now, Abella and her lady friend Diamond Kitty really, really, really want to know: "who is coming"? Orgasming? Climaxing? Ejaculating? Jizzing? Spunking? Splurting? Squirting?
But if you wanna score extra brownie points (literally or figuratively) with these hard-core ladies, why not give 'em a big, fat present off their Amazon Wish List in honor of 2013?
Apparently, when Abella (the 24-year-old "100%CubAnA" star of such suck-and-fuck flicks as Ass Parade 36 and Big Tits in Sports 11) goes to bed, her wettest dreams are filled with electronics, jewelry, and housewares:
-Silver Swarovski Crystal Red Ruby Birthstone Jewelry Set in Gift Box ($44.95)
-3pc Coffee Table & End Table Set Marble Top Espresso Finish ($178.92)
-And 215 other items
Meanwhile, Ms. Diamond (a Homestead resident with sex flick credits including 8th Street Latinas 9 and Anal Occupation) seems to fantasize all about Michael Kors, sex toys, and full-body mesh lingerie:
-Brand New Hidden Pleasures Lipstick Vibrator ($9.99)
-Dreamgirl Girls Istanbul Fishnet Garter Dress ($15.05)
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-And 39 other items
So just pick a superthoughtful present for Abella or Kitty. Wrap it up. Tape it down. Pull it out. And maybe you'll even get the chance to shake your P near a V in the VIP while
pounding counting down to NYE 2013.
Sex Sells! With Abella Anderson and Diamond Kitty. Monday, December 31. Opium Nightclub at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, 5729 Seminole Way, Hollywood. The party starts at 9 p.m. and tickets cost $100 to $2000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 954-327-9094 or visit opiumclub.com.