Stacks on stacks on stacks.
That's one thing most of us Miamians wish we had but, sadly, don't. What we do have is a wad of ten $1 bills. That, and an insatiable urge to party, paired with an endless supply of wild bashes filled with cheap booze, pretty good music, and ride-or-die party peeps.
Just check out the ten best things to do under $10 this weekend, from the Mr. Nice Guy Booty Lotto with Jesse Perez at Steam Miami to Bonnie Riot at Gramps to Super Bowl XLIX madness at Will Call.
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Mr. Nice Guy Booty Lotto. With Jesse Perez, Sex Sells, and Dakap. Friday, January 30, 11 p.m. Steam Miami, 30 NE 14th St., Miami; 786-516-3393; steammiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Ages 21 and up. Shake that booty like a Florida Lottery scratch-off ticket and make some bass with Jesse Perez and the Mr. Nice Guy Booty Lotto at Steam.
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Fresh Meat. With Mystic Bill, DJ Hottpants, and a midnight drag show with Noel Leon. Presented by Miami Eccentrics. Friday, January 30, 10 p.m. The Social Lubricant Lounge, 167 NW 23rd St., Miami; 786-409-2241; tsllounge.com. Free. Ages 21 and up. Get a load of Fresh Meat with the "Chicago house, Italian disco, and Detroit techno tunes" of Mystic Bill and DJ Hottpants and a midnight drag show from Palace Bar diva Noel Leon.
See also: Miami's Six Best Club Parties This Week
Galactic. With the Monophonics. Presented by the Rhythm Foundation. Friday, January 30, 7 to 11 p.m. Hollywood ArtsPark, 1 Young Circle, Hollywood; 954-921-3500; hollywoodfl.org. Free. Jam the night away and get funky with NOLA's funkmeisters Galactic at the Hollywood ArtsPark.
See also: Galactic at Hollywood ArtsPark: "A New Orleans Throw Down"
Bonnie Riot's Backbone Album Release Party. With Phaxas, DJs Mixx Piggy, and Smallish. Friday, January 30, 9 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. $5. Ages 21 and up. Rock out till daybreak with the "feisty, full-throttle brashness" of Lake Worth's Bonnie Riot as "the garage-rocking punk troupe" celebrates the release of its latest album, Backbone, at Gramps.
See also: Bonnie Riot Debuts "Backbone" on New Times and Celebrates With Three Album Release Parties
Grisi Siknis. With Maracuyeah and DJ Lechuga. Friday, January 30, 9 p.m. Clandestino Pub, 758 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-397-8946; facebook.com/clandestinopubmiami. Free. "Celebra, cultiva, mezcla, propone, boom!" Lose yourself to the "vintage chicha recordings, quinceañera bass, and tropical booty bangers" of DC's Maracuyeah and Miami's own DJ Lechuga at Clandestino.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Amigo Skate Cuba Benefit. With a screening of Evolucion Revolution, Cuba's first full length skateboard video. Plus raffles, skateboards, beer, and music from Palette Town, Moon Caravan, the Grey 8s, Sekajipo, Orange Flight, Stereotype the Masses, Sevensins, and Suffering Tool. Sponsored by Jolt Radio and Gummdrops. Saturday, January 31, 8 p.m. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. $7. Ages 18 and up. Help Rene Lecour and Amigo Skate deliver skateboards to la perla del caribe in February at the Amigo Skate Cuba Benefit with Palette Town, the Grey 8s, Stereotype the Masses, and all the rockeros at Churchill's.
See also: Rene Lecour Talks Amigo Skate Cuba's 2015 Trip to the Island: "Five Years Strong"
Mr. Pauer. Live set with Maye Osorio, Manu Manzo, and Kiko de Gallo. Saturday, January 31, 10 p.m. The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. $10. Ages 21 and up. Electropico, live percussion, "tropical bass," and "world electronica." That's what Mr. Pauer and his crew of rumberos are gonna bring to the Stage's Saturday-night pachanga.
Southernmost Soul Party. With DJs One Mint Julep, Mr. Fine Wine, Rob Fearless, Action Pat, and Sensitive Side. Saturday, January 31, 10 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. Free. Put on your boogie shoes and get ready for some "'50s and '60s R&B, soul, boogaloo, and rock 'n' rhythm" action at Gramps' Southernmost Soul Party.
Super Bowl Sunday Party. Sunday, February 1, 2 p.m. Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free. When you're up against the two best teams in the NFL, it's hard betting on who'll be taking home the Super Bowl XLIX trophy. But if you come dressed in a Patriots or Seahawks jersey, every time your team scores a touchdown, Will Call will give you a free shot. Let's just say by halftime, chances are you won't really care who wins.
See also: Super Bowl 2015 Watch Parties in Miami
INC Pre-Party. With Kenichi Ohme, Sharlyn Evertsz, Audio Cubicles, Non_Ame, Wicked Playground, and Death Talisman VII. Sunday, February 1, 9 p.m. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. Free. Get the INC 2015 madness started early and make some noise with Kenichi Ohme, Sharlyn Evertsz, and all the music junkies at Churchill's.
See also: Rat Bastard Talks International Noise Conference 2015
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