Did y'all catch 2012 Masters golf champ Bubba Watson falling apart yesterday during the first round of the U.S. Open?
Homie's tied for 92nd at eight strokes behind the leader, Michael Thompson. The poor guy couldn't buy a decent shot, choking helplessly on national television as shit went from bad to worse with each passing hole.
Unless Watson has a miraculous second round today, it's unlikely that the golfer's going to make the cut. And that means a crappy paycheck.
So maybe Bubba should come down to Miami, have a dozen drinks and a skinny cigarette on Crossfade's tab, maybe watch Yellow Submarine at O Cinema with us, and then check out the rest of these ten best music-related things to do this weekend under $10.
Axe and The Oak. Friday, June 15, 9 p.m., Bardot, 3546 N. Miami Ave., Miami. $10. Miami post-punks Axe and the Oak bring gothic rockabilly to Bardot.
RAW--Ricochet After Work. Friday, June 15 at 5 p.m., Ricochet Lounge, 3250 NE First Ave., Miami. Free. If we were stuck on a desert island, all we'd ask for are relatively cheap drinks, gourmet sliders, and a DJ.
Invisible Bands. Friday, June 15, 9 p.m., O Cinema, 90 NW 29th St., Miami. $10. Miami's underground punk and New Wave scene from the late '70s and early '80s is explored in this remarkable documentary.
The Goodnight Darlings. Friday, June 15, 8 p.m., Sweat Records, 5505 NE Second Ave., Miami. Free. Slap anyone who tells you that electro post-punk power pop's dead.
Buddah Gonzalez. Friday, June 15, 10:30 p.m., Tobacco Road, 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami. $5. Show up early and tackle the Slip 'n Slide. Stay late and get funky.
Giggles Welcome Back Celebration. With Company B. Saturday, June 16, 9 p.m., Martini Bar and Grill, 6125 Miami Lakes Dr., Miami Lakes. $10. Fueled by a brick of blow and freestyle music, the 1980s in Miami were wild. Relive 'em this weekend.
Spam Allstars. Saturday, June 6, 10 p.m., PAX, 337 SW Eighth St., Miami. $10. Want to know what the past decade has sounded like in Miami? Listen to Spam.
Shitjazz vs. Flamenco. Staturday, June 16, 8 p.m., Sweat Records, 5505 NE Second Ave., Miami. Free. DJ Fucked Up invites you to episode two, volume four of Shitjazz vs. Flamenco at Sweat.
Link & Miami Rebels Present Margaret Dygas. Saturday, June 16, 11 p.m., Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach. $10. Poland to Germany, Germany to California, California to London -- she's been everywhere. But this Friday, Margaret Dygas will be in Miami.
Yellow Submarine. Sunday, June 17, 5 and 9 p.m., O Cinema, 90 NW 29th St., Miami. $10. Watch the Beatles' classic film this weekend at O Cinema, part of the theater's music weekend.
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