Shit is poppin' and it ain't no Redenbacher.
French Montana is back with another boobie-shaking music video featuring Drake, Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, and one sick-ass 2 Live Crew sample.
In true Miami pool party fashion, there's plenty of near-nude bitches, squirt-gun violence, product placement, and drug references. So essentially, there's something for everyone.
Check out the video and Crossfade's extremely detailed breakdown after the cut.
0:00 - 0:18
We get some nice still shots of broads' boobies and butts along with opening credits and scenes of our hometown heroes. French Montana looks swaggy with a towel on his head, Drake looks like he's trying to convince us that he's a smarty with those fancy glasses, Lil Wayne swears he's a skateboarder, and Rick Ross is still as fat as a Bawse.
0:19 - 0:41
The boys are just maxin' and relaxin' by the pool. Montana smokes from a next-level Moet hookah and everyone plays a little late-night poker. The girls are totally out of control, spraying each other in the face with what is in some countries a very valuable resource, but in rap videos is just supposed to make you think about cum shots.
0:42 - 1:22
Montana opens the rhymes up and sets the bar high with two measures of the same word over and over. The cameraman makes sure to show off the Cîroc while Montana demands a lap dance. The pool party continues to "escalate its sexy" as the ladies begin touching each other. This is actually a pretty accurate depiction of what happens when 2 Live Crew plays at Miami pool parties.
1:23 - 1:36
Montana drops the first molly reference of the song and the sample-heavy chorus bangs hard as lots of thick booty bounces around the screen. Everyone who doesn't live at the Montana mansion gets jealous.
1:37- 2:26
Ricky Rozay grabs the mike and name drops some T-Pain song from a million years ago. The big-boned Bawse drops the second molly reference of this track. Montana really hates his new haircut and refuses to take off that stupid towel. Someone kickflips right into the water and things gets violent as angry drunk girls start pushing fully-dressed dudes into the pool.
Shout out to Uncle Luke, because without him, this song would suck.
2:27 - 2:40
More Cîroc than your bladder can handle.
2:41 - 3:35
Drizzy Drake takes over and spits fire in his classicly understated style, walking around with an attitude that's all "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." He makes some pretty disgusted faces for someone who's at the greatest pool party of all time, with the greatest felatio ratio ever.
3:36 - 3:50
This sample is really killing it right now.
3:51 -4:45
Lil Wayne announces his entrance with a resounding "Biiiiitch." He skates his way into the party and name-drops his graphic tee line for urban rollers. He makes a bunch of crazy faces and proves to be generally shorter than all the hoes in this video. He drops the single most disgusting rap lyric of all time when he quips, "I pop that pussy like a zit." He finishes up with about four more references to TrukFit, because he's the hardest working shill in the rap game.
4:46 - 5:13
Lil Wayne refuses to leave the shot and sees us all out with one more name-drop, yelling Young Moolah till his throat collapses. The screen goes black, and the rest of us are left with our fantasies and a serious urge to rediscover 2 Live Crew's catalogue.
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