Alright, so you couldn't get your hands on a pair of $400 tickets to get your PLUR ass to Ultra Music Festival, or cough up $125 to fist pump with Skrillex at Mansion.
That doesn't mean you have to end Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week stuck at home putting that tiki tiki music on blast, pretending you're smack in the middle of the uhntz-uhntz rage.
Just check out the ten best things to do under $10 this weekend. Now go and get your party on.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Fool's Gold Miami. With A-Trak, Tchami, Gladiator b2b Loudpvck, Anna Lunoe, Destructo, Nick Catchdubs, Trippy Turtle, Wave Racer, Carli, High Klassified, Sleepy Tom, and special guests. Friday, March 28, 10 p.m. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Free with RSVP via foolsgoldrecs.com/miami. You'd have to be a fool to miss out on a free WMC and MMW Fool's Gold rec bash with A-Trak, Nick Catchdubs, Anna Lunoe, Destructo, and other music masters of the ilk.
See also: WMC and MMW 2014's Best Parties You're Not Invited To
The Hongs. Friday, March 28, 10 p.m. Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free. Get weird with the "multinational dance rock conglomerate" of the 305's own dance-rock crew, the Hongs.
Sound Sleeper. A Perfect Sea for Drowning CD Launch Show with Lil Daggers, Ex Norwegian, and Featherweight. Friday, March 28, 9:30 p.m. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. Celebrate the release of Sound Sleeper's latest album with local singer-songwriters Lil Daggers, Ex Norwegian, and Featherweight.
We Don't Fit. Presented by Be As One. With Shlomi Aber, DJ Sneak, Kevin Saunderson, Hector, Andrea Oliva, Gel Abril, Behrouz, and others. Saturday, March 29, 3 p.m. Villa 221, 221 NE 17th St., Miami; 305-416-5280; villa221.com. Free. Give love, get love with a free party from Be As One Imprint with some of the best underground DJs on the block.
Mobile Mondays! NYC Invades Miami. With Joey Carvello, Natasha Diggs, Misbehaviour, DJ Y-Not, and special guests. Saturday, March 29, 4-10 p.m., Wood Tavern, 2531 NW 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-748-2828; woodtavernmiami.com. Free. Relive the days of disco, vinyl, and 45's with Joey Carvello, Natasha Diggs, Misbehaviour, DJ Y-Not, and others at NYC's Mobile Mondays! invasion at Wood.
Tobias Bernstrup. With DJs Giorgio Ardito and Ramiro Jeancarlo. Presented by Zeitgeist. Saturday, March 29, 10 p.m. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; 786-752-6693; grampsbar.com. $10. "You've got no plans for the future you just wanna have some fun," so rock your spiked metal breast plate and bird mask, and let that "electro, Italo disco, synthpop, EBM" "Destruction" fall upon you.
Four Color Zack. With DJs Sharpsound and Reid Waters. Saturday, March 29, 10 p.m. Blackbird Ordinary, 729 SW 1st Ave., Miami; 305-671-3307; blackbirdordinary.com. Free. You know you're in good party hands when you're raging with the 2012 Red Bull Thre3style World Champ, Four Color Zack.
Relax & Recover BBQ. With the Marcy All Stars. Presented by Wolf + Lamb and Double Standard. Sunday, March 30, 2-7 p.m. Mondrian South Beach, 1100 W. Ave., Miami Beach; 305-514-1500; mondrian-miami.com. Free. Relax & Recover from all the uhntz-uhntz madness with beats from the Marcy All Stars and barbecue at the Mondrian.
Don't Worry Baby. With Anna Lunoe and Pirate Stereo. Presented by Skinny Kings and S&T Miami. Sunday, March 30, 2-8 p.m. The Freehand Miami, 2727 Indian Creek Dr., Miami Beach; 305-531-2727; thefreehand.com. Free with RSVP at [email protected]. Today may mark the final day of WMC and MMW 2014, but "Don't Worry Baby ..." You can still get your fists pumping one last time with Anna Lunoe, Pirate Stereo, and free Olmeca Tequila, Peroni, and Absolut Vodka punch from 2-3 p.m. at the Freehand.
The WMC 2014 Recap. With DJs Self Born, Heron, Klassik, and Kumi. Presented by Selectah Sundays. Sunday, March 30, 10 p.m. Will Call, 700 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Bid your adieu to Miami's extreme week of beats with DJs Self Born, Heron, Klassik, and Kumi.
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