You’re the Twilight of My Life

Have you ever heard the sound of a tween girl screaming? It’s lengthy and piercing, effortlessly fading in and out of dog-whistle decibel range. It’s a sound you’ll certainly hear at this weekend’s Fantasy Twi-Life Tour, an extravaganza dedicated to the phenomenon that is Twilight. If you haven’t heard about this piece of celluloid about young, hot vampires and werewolves and the frenzy they’re causing across the world, crawl out from under that rock and hit the Hyatt Regency Pier 66 for the Sunday Star Breakfast. Nosh on a buffet spread of goodies while you chat up some of the film’s actors, including Tinsel Korey, Juston Chon, Gil Birmingham, and Alex Meraz. A star will sit at each table, so that means you can give them generation shock when you call them Louis de Pointe du Lac or Armand while asking for the salt.

And if you think Fort La-di-da-di is too far to travel for bacon and eggs with people who don’t like garlic, stay the whole day and check out fan tribute films or get your makeup done like Alice, Victoria, or Rosalie at the Mary Kay Twilight Makeup Studio. The bloody mary sucking goes down from 9 to 10:30 a.m. Tickets cost $69.95. Visit twilightfantasytour.com for a full schedule of events.
Sun., Dec. 6, 9 a.m., 2009
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Raina McLeod
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