What a year 2010 has been. Who knew in one year we would see so many make-ups, break-ups, and even a meat dress or two? And what about all the amazing gems that have entered our lives? Snooki, all the bitches on Bad Girls Club, and the guy from "Double Dream Hands" video. How did we ever live without them? Even though we are sad to see 2010 go, we can only imagine what 2011 has in store for us. So to celebrate the goodness to come, here are 2010's best of the best. And well, the worst of the worst too.
Cultist Breakout Star of 2010: Lea Beaulieu
We had no idea this reality
starlet from Miami Beach would cause such a stir. Miss Beauliu's
interview has been one of the top rated on the site since August. Who
knew hipsters with alcoholism got people so excited?
Please Get Deported Award: Kat Stacks
It came out a few months ago
that Kat Stacks had been arrested for being an illegal immigrant. All we have to say about that is THANK GOD. Not sure who Kat Stacks is?
She is proud to fuck rappers. Yep, that is it. Watch here.
Most Likely to Inspire Envy: Taylor Swift
At 21, she's won every award
under the sun and is one of the highest earning artists of 2010. She's also
dating Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, we're jealous.
Most Likely to Make Your Parents Disappointed in You: Mark Zuckerberg
Talk all the shit you want about him, but Mark
Zuckerberg is amazing. First, his net worth is $6.9 billion and he is
26. And let's not forget he gave us the best thing to ever happen to the
world: Facebook. And to celebrate his creation that now allows our mother to see
everything we are doing on the weekends, he was named Time Magazine's
Person of the Year. Sorry Mom and Pops, we're going another check this month so we can pay our rent.
Best Quote of the Year: "Who The Fuck Is Justin Bieber?" - Ozzy Osbourne
It's probably the best thing we have ever heard. While Justin's celebrity status
invades our life on the regular, the fact that Ozzy's crazy ass has no
idea who he is just awesome.
Best Celeb News of 2010: Miley Cyrus Smokes Weed
Before this, we're not going to
lie, Miley Cyrus annoyed the fuck out of us. She is 18 going on 38 and
has more money than we will make in a lifetime. But then a lovely video emerged that showed Miss Cyrus smoking
what she says is salvia. If that is Cyrus "Just being Miley," than we are
officially cool with her. Smoke on, child.
MOM! Put It Away Award: Lady in Red Track Suit Below
In the next few months, there is a good chance
your mother is going to bother you with either getting all up in
your business or multiple phone calls just to say she loves you. Just
as you are about to loose your shit, watch this video and be glad this isn't
Best Import in 2010: Calvin Tran from Bravo's The Fashion Show
not really what he is saying or who he is, but just listening to him
speak makes us what to loosen our rules on border control.
Um... Not Shocking Award: A&E Cancels the Hoff's Show After Two Epsiodes
one wanted to watch the Hoff and his annoying daughters live their lives week after week? Weird.
Person We'd Like to See Disappear in 2010: Charlie Sheen
Why is this man still allowed
to be famous? He shot one-time girlfriend Kelly Preston in the arm in
1990. And also was named one of Heidi Fleiss's best clients at her brothel.
And he has dated two different porn stars: Ginger Lynn and Heather Hunter. What about the time both of his wives, Denise
Richards and Brooke Mueller, accused him of domestic abuse? And
this October he was found at the Plaza hotel in NYC with damage to
the room, $7,000 in cash, admitted to using cocaine and a hooker was
found locked in the bathroom. And all of this has still kept him as one
of the top paid actors of the year. Yeah, its time for him to get out
of here. Two and Half Men sucks.
Most Likely to Be Single by This Time Next Year Award: Jessica Simpson.
She and her current fiance Eric Johnson have been dating for seven months, and he
is unemployed. We look forward to seeing who she will be dating this time
The More You Know Award: Diddy's Ladies
All that being a video ho will get you is
less self-respect, knocked-up, and apparently, bodily harm. Take this as a warning,
ladies. If Diddy says he wants you to dance in one of his videos, just say no.
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