The billboards are up, so it must be true: the walking dead have taken over the parking lot at Miami International Mall. House of Horror, the month-long pop-up amusement park, opens its second run next Thursday. And we're giving away two tickets to opening night.
For an extended preview of what this Doral parking lot holds, read our review from last year. Basically, picture Santa's Enchanted Forest, but with a two-acre haunted house (with 30 rooms, it's the largest in South Florida), and where roving bands of meatheads are wielding chainsaws instead of cotton candy.
If you feel like screaming and ducking through scenes reminiscent of Human Centipede, then read on for the ticket giveaway details. And keep your backside away from any German doctors brandishing sewing kits.
To win two House of Horror tickets for September 29, leave the title of
your favorite horror flick in the comments on the Cultist Facebook page.
(Yes, you must "like" the page first.) We'll pick a winner at random by
Monday at noon.
The winner must be able to pick up the tickets at the New Times office
at 4500 Biscayne Boulevard between Monday and Wednesday (9/28) during
business hours (9 a.m. to 6 p.m.). Good luck.
For those who don't win, tickets cost $23 for adults and $15 for children 9 and under. Visit houseofhorrorpark.com.
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