Everyone should have face and head tattoos. Dentists would finally look cool. Teachers would get more respect. And the president would have no problem intimidating smaller countries.
Give thanks to TattooLaPalooza for showing us the light. There was as much art above the shoulders at the Hyatt this weekend as there is sand on the beach.
Now all we can think about is paying someone to spend hours stabbing needles dipped in ink into our skull. Here are the top ten face and head tattoos we saw.
See also: TattooLaPalooza 2013 at Hyatt Regency Miami (Photos)
10. El Religioso
If Michelangelo had painted the Last Supper on the roof of the Sistine Chapel instead of the ceiling, this is what it might look like.
9. Skull 2 Skull
She's got a beautiful mind. Wait, we can't see her mind. She's got a beautiful head.