The Ten Worst Miami-Inspired Halloween Costumes

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6. Wynwood Hipster

You might as well just make yourself a T-shirt that says, "I found no inspiration at Goodwill, so I just bought a bunch of stuff that doesn't match."

5. Coke Dealer

Seems simple enough, right? Get yourself a big jacket, stock it with tiny baggies of flour, and walk around acting shady all night. But while in theory this is harmless, in practice you better be as clean as Mother Teresa, because you are almost certainly getting questioned by the cops.

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Ciara LaVelle is New Times' former arts and culture editor. She earned her BS in journalism at Boston University and moved to Florida in 2004. She joined New Times' staff in 2011.
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