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The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

So this weekend is the Miami Marathon.

Hah. Runners.

The whole lot of them. Thinking they're all fancy because they can run 26 miles and challenge their endurance to the outer limits of human possibility.

You know, when we weren't half-functioning adults, we had all the time in the world to train for such things. Not that we ever completed them... we see the word "marathon" as a relative term, anyway.

For example, "I ran a marathon of errands this morning. I'm exhausted," or "That marathon of Real Housewives of Miami really had me glued to my TV."

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Alex Rodriguez