Listen, this weekend is officially all about our city's victory. There is no more important event to take place than celebrating LeBronsito, El Guade, and Boshisaurus. And how about Miller and Battier?!.
Last night we banged our casuelas all up and down the streets of Hialeah and the Palmetto and took a shot of Patron for every 3-pointer Miller and Battier made (and for every point Harding didn't make). The AAA lit up like the Fourth of July -- er... wait... pshh, who are we kidding? This is our Fourth of July.
Our boys brought it home and we'll be the only city celebrating (with Seattle). Shots for everyone!
Here are the 10 best things to do this weekend in our NBA 2012 National Champion ballin'-ass city.
Friday
- LMFAO with Far East Movement and more: They're in Miami, bitch.
- Taste of the Caribbean: Far more than just red beans and rice, y'all.
- Beaver Fever: It's a lady bits party!
Saturday
- Best Ink Casting Call: 'Mom' in a heart? Coy fish sleeve? Purple orchid? 'YOLO'? (Hope not.)
- Mango Mania: Do you know how many alcoholic beverages you can make with mangoes?
- Overtown Rhythm & Arts Festival: It's free!
- World Soccer Masters Tour: Bust out your vuvuzelas and Messi jerseys.
Sunday
- Siudy Between Worlds/Entre Mundos: Flamenco + urban dance rhythms = hot.
- Kulcha Shok Muzik Night: Dare to walk before Hurrican Jahfe. Just kidding. It's gonna be awesome.
- Elena: Is your apartment a closet or a penthouse? Be honest.
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