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The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

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So, President Obama supports gay marriage.

He just moved up 69 cool points in our book, y'all!

Even better news than that, though, is this: It's finally Friday. At long last, we can kiss the last four days of torture goodbye. In about six hours, you'll be free to partake in any debaucheries you choose. Participate to your heart's content (no, really, we strongly encourage it). Ah, the weekend. Perhaps celebrate our nation's queerness with extra short shorts, eh?

What ever scandalous apparel you decide to don, here are the 10 best things to do in the Big Mango this weekend. Get scantily clad, y'all! And word to your mother (because Sunday is Mother's Day).

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

  • Mother's Day Brunch: We've got options for the cheap mom, the magical mom, and the cougar mom.
  • Gospel Brunch: Dress in drag for Jesus! (And take mom, too!)
  • Shark!: If we'd seen this exhibit before all four Jaws movies, we wouldn't be as afraid.

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