OMG turkey. OMG stuffing. OMG all the pie.
If your Thanksgiving was anything like ours, you won't want to eat for the next week. (Which is convenient, actually, since your schedule's gonna be too packed with Art Basel parties for you to even think about food.)
If you're still feeling that Turkey Day bloat, know that there's only one way to get rid of it: by getting up and moving around. Exercise? Please. We're talking about partying the pain away.
Here's how to do just that this weekend.
Kanye West: Many of us give thanks to God on Thanksgiving. Kanye's here to say, "you're welcome."
Iggy Azalea: A friend of Pu$$y is a friend of ours.
White Party: Get jacked. Get loaded. Get philanthropic.
A$AP Ferg: F-money, as soon as possible. Or something. I don't know.
La Feria de Las Americas: Thanksgiving is such a gringo holiday. Get your Latino on instead.
Coconut Grove Holiday Tree Lighting Extravaganza: Thanksgiving is so two days ago. On to the next holiday!
Black Sunday 2: The bikes are back, bitches.
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