Yesterday, our boss thought it would be a good idea to take us all out for dranks. Two important things became very apparent after our third beer and second shot of whiskey: Boss Man is great; Boss Man is cruel, because while we're all out having a great time, kickin' it with our colleagues at the bar, we're still expected to be fully functional bright and early the next day.

Ohhhhhhh the cruelty.

Needless to say our foggy memory does flash back to jumping fences in Wynwood to get to our cars in the parking lot. Whoops!

Here are the ten best things to do this weekend, Miami. May you have as much fun in two days as we have writing for you guys in five.