The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
George Martinez

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Holy bananas, it's Friday y'all!

What a crazy week it was. First we all had the painstaking task of recovering from our Passover and Easter hangovers. What, are you saying you didn't get shit-faced? Then, we had to deal with Tuesday through Thursday, which is always a certified drag.

Speaking of drag, the Pride parade will undoubtedly be the highlight of the weekend. Do you have your sequined boas and Robert Clergerie knockoffs ready? If not, you should probably look into getting them really soon. It's like the saying goes: "If you want them to know there's steak for dinner, you've got to let them hear it sizzle."

Oh, Miami will be sizzling, all right.

Here are the 10 best things to do in the gayest city this side of the Mississippi (an honor that couldn't make us any prouder).




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