It's kind of been a rough news week for all of us at New Times. We sit here in our seizure zebra-striped building in Wynwood, pecking away at our keyboards, fleshing out stories, and tracking down sources to give you the most interesting stories of the day.
Don't get us wrong. We wouldn't change our jobs for the world. But sometimes even our thick skin mentality gets shaken up by what we uncover. It's weeks like these -- and surely, you'd agree -- that we thank goodness weekends still exist.
The good news is that this weekend is full of things to do that will distract us from this beautiful, albeit disastrous, city we live in.
Black Violin: String hip-hop. See y'all there.
Secretsundaze: The secret is that it's not on Sunday ;)
J. Phlip: Her name makes the word "flip" sound hot.
Lil Jon: Don't hold it against us if we occasionally yell out YEAHH when we're drunk. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Paul van Dyk: The 6 pound, 7 ounce baby Jesus of EDM.
Bronies of South Florida Summertime Beach Party: This is actually a thing. Really.
Second Saturday: We're praying it doesn't rain. It's been a minute since we've gone to Artwalk.
Fur Coat: It's not too hot in Miami for a Fur Coat show.
Paul Mooney: Get in the mood for a good case of the funnies.
T-Shirt Swap Meet: Snag a tee from a South Florida music legend. May or may not be laundered.
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