Happy February 15th, y'all! If you spent last night cold and alone with no one to keep you company except a box of Franzia and the sad songs of Billy Joel, congratulations! You made it through the night.
But if you're "happily" attached, hopelessly in love, or otherwise socially conditioned to think February 14th justifies the respect of love more than any other day on the calendar, there's good news for you too.
It's the weekend, y'all!