But fear not, fellow Miami TV addicts, we'll be able to break our television fast next week when our favorite shows start their new seasons. And maybe we're just suffering from prolonged heat exhaustion or are a little too desperate for mindless distraction, but this Fall's TV lineup looks fucking awesome. Take a look at five shows were falling over.
Oh, and it's going to include a cameo by the diva herself. OK, yes - this is the only reason we're freaking out about the new season that starts next week. We're so not going mind gawking at the bald badass. (September 21)
This show has been on for a couple years and for a while, it was a little played
out. Not only because the story lines have become a little dull, but
mainly because actual housewives on Bravo have made the whole housewife thing much more exciting. But this season, Ms. Vanessa Williams
will be joining the cast. We really think a little brown sugar will spice things up on Wisteria Lane. (September 26)
really funny. NBC rarely does us wrong, right? We all know their
Thursday night lineup is pretty legit. Outsourced, though, might hit
too close to home for a few sad souls. It's about an American business that is
shipped off to India when the company outsources their entire call
center. Kinda a touchy subject in a state with almost 12% unemployment. Anyway, the show looks much more funny than it does morose (or racist), but you
never know. (September 23)
little uncalled for (people have jobs, babies, hobbies, we know). But honestly this show
is maybe one of the best ever on TV. Everything about this show is
brilliant: actors, writing, storyline. No matter who you are, you can
relate to it. Oh and did we mention Sofia Vergara, AKA the hot Latina on
the show? No matter what "sexual team" you play for, the girl is great
to look at for 30 minutes. (September 22)
better than ever for a few reasons. First off, there will be no professional dancers. Other than the girl from Dirty Dancing,
they all seem to be starting from scratch -- well, also other than David
Hasselhoff, who's an entertainment God in every way possible. Who isn't
going to watch just to see if he
shows up one day completely hammered with a cheeseburger in his mouth? And what about the Situation? How many times do you think he's going to
lift up his shirt before his partner just punches him straight in his
face? And if Bristol Palin gets knocked up by her partner, well, our lives
will be pretty much complete. (September 20)