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The Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 12: Bring The Parents, Parties, and Pettiness

After a long Thanksgiving break from the broads, let's all just admit it: We missed them!

Real Housewives of Miami may have started with six housewives, but in episode 12, we're now counting nine. In addition to the originals, there is Elaine Lancaster, of course. There's the biggest queen of them all, Thomas Kramer. And now, we have to throw Lisa Pliner in the mix, considering that she is ready to gossip over champagne at 11 a.m. at an 11-year-old's birthday party. She also has lots of money, a love for shoes and has seen a plastic surgeon a time or twelve. How long until she has an intro in the beginning credits?

See also:
- Real Housewives Wife Swapping: Joe Francis Claims Joanna Krupa Cheated With Another Housewife's Husband
- Smoking Hot Photos of Elsa Patton Before RHOM
- Our recap of Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 11

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