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The Floppy Rooster: Your New Favorite Nude Male Strip Club (NSFW)

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Located about five minutes from the airport, the Rooster is about 30 minutes from Miami Beach. And don't be afraid that you will miss it: just look for the ginormous Vivid Live sign from its sister club next door. Yes, that same Vivid that brought you the classic and classy Farrah Abraham's Backdoor Teen Mom.

See also: Vivid Live: A Miami Strip Club From the Folks Who Brought You Weinergate

Upon arrival, you are greeted by perhaps the happiest doorman to ever exist. Yes, we said the doorman were happy, not complete assholes. A Miami novelty! From here on out, we will be referring to them as "unicorns."

If you are a man, you can expect a cover ranging from free up to $10; ladies, you'll pay anywhere from $10 to $20. But what might surprise you is that upon paying cover, you are given "funny money." It's fake money that they encourage you to give back to the dancers. So if you were planning to stuff $20 into the g-strings of the dancers anyway, you've just broken even.

Once you're inside, the options are of abundance. You can post up at the bar, take a seat by the stage, grab a table (with bottles starting at just $75) or reserve the "baller room" that includes champagne and a man of your choice. Maybe just want some one on one time? You can head over to the friction room. What goes on there? That's for you and your $15 to find out.

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Stacey Russell
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