OK, everyone. Shake it off. Chin up. It was only Game One.
The Miami Heat have plenty more chances to turn these Finals around in their favor. Pull yourselves together.
On the upside, this summer weekend in Miami is uncharacteristically packed with fun events. It's like the universe knew you'd be needing a distraction.
At least until Sunday's game, when LeBron & Co. go all HULK SMASH on the Spurs.
Freddy Stebbins: Your Tio Pepe ain't got nothin' on Stebbins.
Ballet Hispanico: Rosie Herrera returns to the Miami stage with a work that rescues showgirls from the sidelines.
World Vapor Expo Electronic Cigarette Show: Because vaporizers aren't just for getting stoned in public.
Documented: The former journalist-turned-documentary director visits O Cinema to tell his own story of being undocumented.
The Purge: Breakout: Calling all masochists! This haunted house based on the horror movie tests your survival skills in a land without laws.
England v. Honduras: Gear up for the World Cup.
The Ultimate Miami Comedian: Join Pablo Francisco and a handful of Miami comics for a competition to determine who's the funniest of them all.
Weezer: If you want to destroy my sweater ... that's totally fine, because it's summer in Miami.
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C. Madeleine's Yard Sale: What's better than vintage clothes? Getting them for vintage prices.
Tomi Ungerer: Sad sex cartoons. It's like your personal life.
Heat v. Spurs, Game Two: GET 'EM.