With flicks such as White Chicks, 50 Shades of Black, and Scary Movie, the Wayans brothers are kings of taking a funny idea and stretching it practically to the point of a sputtering and untimely death. Though Marlon Wayans isn't best known for his standup, his frequent talk-show appearances can give you an idea of his comedy style offscreen. Since In Living Color, Marlon and his family have consistently delivered comedy in a way that has made their name a brand, so this weekend's show is sure to deliver its weight in laughs. 8 p.m. Saturday at Magic City Casino, 450 NW 37th Ave., Miami; 305-649-3000; magiccitycasino.com. Tickets cost $40.
The Wynwood Yard has mastered what other venues in Miami have tried and failed to do: get people to shows. Who knows what they're putting in the water over there (hops?), but they're pulling huge crowds to watch all sorts of groups playing many genres. This week's free show offers the Main Squeeze as part of the Midwestern crew's Without a Sound tour. The group started out working with Randy Jackson, the producer you might know from American Idol. Since then, the band has taken its soulful blend of hip-hop, funk, and rock to venues such as Red Rocks and to the stage alongside Jane's Addiction and the Roots. Expect a high-energy set and plenty of people to dance with. 9 p.m. Saturday at the Wynwood Yard, 56 NW 29th St., Miami; thewynwoodyard.com. Admission is free.
Do you fancy yourself cool but can't find a concert to validate that quality? Well, we're not here to invalidate your descriptive, but we can point you in the right direction to reinforce it. Club Space's live, not-solely-EDM venue, the Ground, is bringing St. Louis songstress SZA, who presents R&B 2.0. She's a talented lyricist and vocalist who mixes all the new genres — even chillwave and witch house — with the soulful old. The show is sold out, so let's hope you already scored tickets or know someone who did. 9 p.m. Saturday at the Ground, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; facebook.com/thegroundmiami. Tickets are sold out. Read more about SZA here.
Migration, exile, poverty, freedom, and creativity are topics that seem constantly relevant. All will be explored in the Frost's exhibition "Continental Abstraction: Highlights From the Art Museum of the Americas." The focus of this Klaudio Rodriguez-curated event is on Latin America. More than 40 works were culled from Washington D.C.'s Organization of American States Art Museum of the Americas' collection. Also opening is "Rafael Soriano: The Artist as Mystic," which includes more than 90 paintings by the Cuban artist. It'll be deep and heavy, but more than worth the admission price. 4 p.m. Sunday through February 18, 2018, at the Frost Art Museum at Florida International University, 10975 SW 17th St., Miami; frost.fiu.edu. Admission is free.
Why celebrate the colonizers of Caribbean nations when you can celebrate the rich and vibrant cultures themselves? The day before Columbus Day, the Miami Broward Carnival will host 12 hours of feathered-and-jeweled costumes, parades, marching bands, and food from the island traditions that have made Miami what it is. While you dance and drink, bands from across South Florida will compete for the Band of the Year prize. The carnival will donate $5,000 to the Miami Foundation's US Caribbean Strong Relief Fund, giving you all the more reason to party. 11 a.m. Sunday at the Fair Expo Center, 10901 Coral Way, Miami; 954-239-7980; miamibrowardcarnival.com. Tickets cost $30 to $100.
Every once in awhile, a band comes through with a style that's alarmingly nostalgic. The songs either get you thinking about your past or one that took place before you were born. Band of Horses has been making that kind of music since 2004. The Seattle-bred group defines a millennial indie sound and bleak themes through songs such as "The Funeral" and "No One's Gonna Love You." Their most recent release was June 2016's Why Are You OK, and the band recently underwent a lineup change. Nevertheless, indie rock is not dead, and this Grammy-nominated crew will prove it at this weekend. 8 p.m. Sunday at the Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; fillmoremb.com. Tickets cost $32 to $45.
Bakanaal Productions boasts 13 years of throwing wild soca parties from New York to Florida. Now the organizers are setting up Kuchella, a Caribbean blowout that will be hard to ignore. The annual Miami Blue South Beach event has morphed into this cooch-meets-Coachella titled event in Wynwood. It'll offer not only Trinidadian tunes but also a bit of EDM and influences from other island cultures. Kuchella is ready to get you wining by sunset at an unforgettable Caribbean-flavored rave. 4 p.m. Monday at the Wynwood Yard, 56 NW 29th St., Miami; thewynwoodyard.com. Tickets cost $20.
Need a little synth in your life? Com Truise will deliver. The synthwave, Los Angeles-EDM artist will hit up the classic Miami party Slap & Tickle at Space's new venue, the Ground. The DJ will spin alongside Nosaj Thing and Cleopold. Miami's other longtime party-maker, Poplife, will present the show. Check out Truise's latest release, Iteration, on Ghostly International to prep for the sweating to come. 10 p.m. Tuesday at Floyd, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; epoplife.com. Admission costs $17.
It does seem like the dawn of a new, mystical era. The Devil tarot has entered the White House position, and half of America is turning to witchcraft and the occult to feel some sense of control. Shuffle your deck and arrange those crystals, because Moon Duo is bringing its intense, otherworldly sounds to Gramps. The group released a two-volume psych opus, Occult Architecture, this year on the Sacred Bones label, also releasing new meaningful energies into the universe. Open that psyche all the way, and your wallet just a bit, to witness the Portland, Oregon twosome bring the magic of the Northwest to the Southeast. 9 p.m. Tuesday at Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami; gramps.com. Tickets start at $12.
Never was there a better name for a night than the Mighty's Women, Whiskey & Wieners. All the best people love all three of this event's namesakes. The delightful Coral Way bar has partnered with the Craft Spirits Fest for this fundraiser. They'll collect moola for the Helen David Relief Fund for breast cancer patients in the bar industry. Whiskey specials and house-made franks will be complemented by raffles, a silent auction, and a free cocktail. And, yes, men are also welcome. 5 p.m. Wednesday at the Mighty, 2224 Coral Way, Miami; themightymiami.com. Admission is a $25 donation.
It's still the preseason for the NBA. Our Miami Heat will play the Washington Wizards this Wednesday. While the Heat is getting fired up for the regular season, the Wizards are developing more bench players. John Wall and Bradley Beal will make worthy opponents on the court. So whet your palate and size up the competition this week, because the Wizards are looking strong. But as "305 till I die" Miamians know, the Heat is stronger. 7:30 Wednesday at American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami; aaarena.com. Tickets cost $10 to $305.