Ten Miami Girls You've Probably Dated

The ladies of Miami-Dade do a lot of complaining about their dating prospects. But guys, you have it rough too. You have given your best effort at speed dating. You have hit up every wine bar in a 30-mile radius. There is a good chance you read "Ten Miami Guys You've Probably Dated" and thought to yourself, That's not me, bro. And hey, it might not be, bro. Anything is possible.

Stereotypes don't discriminate based on gender, and for every "Mr. Mama's Boy" or "Mr. Brickell," there's an equal and opposite type of woman in the 305.

What we are really trying to say is this: Here are ten girls you have sexted, had sex with, or filed a restraining order against.

See also: Ten Miami Guys You've Probably Dated

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Stacey Russell
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