Stone-Cold Pimp Slap

Never heckle comedian Katt Williams. He will jump off the stage with a quickness and slap the nose off your face. He will pull out a pistol and stamp a .45 on your forehead. He will unzip his schlong, pee on your shoes, throw whiskey in your good eye, and...

By Jacob Katel

January 16, 2014

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Never heckle comedian Katt Williams. He will jump off the stage with a quickness and slap the nose off your face. He will pull out a pistol and stamp a .45 on your forehead. He will unzip his schlong, pee on your shoes, throw whiskey in your good eye, and tear the collar off your favorite polo. See, Williams is famous for many things: doing stand-up, acting in films such as Friday After Next, voicing a character on the Cartoon Network series The Boondocks, and responding unfavorably to hecklers. In 2012, he jumped off the stage to handle his business with a heckler in Denver. Later, in California, another heckler got him so riled up he had to be escorted off the stage by his own security staff. So if you decide to disrupt Williams’ set this Saturday while he’s in town on his Growth Spurt tour at the James L. Knight Center (400 SE Second Ave., Miami), don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Sat., Jan. 18, 8 p.m., 2014

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