Do you miss 30 Rock? Wish Lorne Michaels would give Weekend Update its own spinoff? Find chicks who talk about poop undeniably sexy? If so, this year's South Beach Comedy Festival was made for you.
The fest announced the lineup for its April run this morning, and there are plenty of big names guaranteed to bring the funny, as mostly unfunny people say.
Our favorites, plus the full lineup, after the break.
He's a writer, just like us! Unlike us, he's famous, supersmart, and knows Justin Timberlake. Also, he's damn sexy. Call us, Seth!
What's the difference between Tracy Morgan and his 30 Rock character, Tracy Jordan? No, really, we're asking.
Known to bros nationwide as "that hot chick from the Comedy Central roasts," Schumer is a love-her-or-hate-her comedian -- and it kinda seems like she'd prefer it if you hated her. Which makes us love her somehow. Look, we're not scientists; we don't know how it works.
Silverman recently voiced a character in the kids' movie Wreck-It Ralph. Does that mean she's gone soft? Let these recent tweets be your answer:
You can't spell Cumberbatch without cum batch
-- Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 7, 2013
Vagina tit balls words penis labia anus words clitoris the other tit wordzz
-- Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 14, 2013
My dog is like if an angel from heaven smelled like a dumpster's anus
-- Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 17, 2013
Here's the full South Beach Comedy Festival lineup:
- Bill Burr
- Seth Meyers
- Anjelah Johnson
- Tracy Morgan
- Amy Schumer
- Sarah Silverman
- Jim Jefferies
- Jamel Debouzze
- Mad Cat Theater Company
- Joey "Coco" Diaz
- Pete Holmes
- Michael Che
- Chris Distefano
- Sean Donnelly
- Sarah Tiana
- Brooks Wheelan
Tickets go on sale Friday, March 1. Visit southbeachcomedyfestival.com.
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