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Slutty Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Woman

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OK, ladies, we get it. Halloween is the one time of the year when you can dress like a hooker and actually get insulted when someone offers you money for sex. It's all good. You're entitled to express your sexuality any way you see fit. The only thing is, with men busting out with costumes that revolve around wit, ingenuity, and uh, whatever this is, why are slut-o-weeners sticking to the same tired themes? Sexy cops, nurses, librarians, pirates, school girls = boring!

Here on Cultist, we urge women who enjoy utilizing their socially accepted, once-a-year, whorey-whorey-ho card to be a bit more imaginative. So, here's ten challenging costume ideas for the suggestive set that, if done correctly, can be both risqué and ridiculously funny.

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Elyse Wanshel
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