and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her
for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers'
questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit
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I know you're deep into the strip club industry. Well, I've only scratched the surface. I like to consider myself a fine-ass bitch, but being in the strip club and only being 120 lbs with measurements of 36-31-34 can take a toll on anyone. I have really been considering getting the works! You know ... ASS SHOTS!!
Please give me advice on whether I should do this, or if this will be the biggest mistake ever!
Ass shots, ass shots, ass shots! When will this era end? Or will it ever?
You thinkin' about ass shots now, but when you are 60, what are you gonna do then? Yeah, some of them can look good, and a big booty will probably make you some money. But what are you gonna do when you retire from the club and still have this big stupid booty? Have you ever thought about how all that concrete will sit on you when you are old and wrinkled?
And who's to say its not concrete? Who knows exactly what's bein' injected into the ass that turns it a different color, texture, and makes it concrete hard, amongst other things.
So you gonna get a fat ass. Then what? What are you gonna do with your legs? Gain weight. 'Cause you most definitely can't walk around with pencil legs and a big donkey booty. You can say, "It won't look bad if it's done right," but how many girls can you say are "done right"? You probably can point out a few good booties, but look around. Nine out of 10 girls have ass shots. It has now got to a point where the men are searching for the all natural girls!
I've known girls who went and got ass injections then weeks later had to undergo drainage. And I've known girls with big nice asses, but soon as you see them naked, they look like they are sittin down -- square ass. Then you have the "letter P" girls, who look exactly how a capital 'P' look -- round ass, pencil legs. You have the girls with dents, needle dents, indentations, spots, and scar tissue. You really want to risk all that?
But I'm not the FDA and I'm surely no doctor. I can only tell you how to "get a n***a off," if you know what I mean. Look at me -- I'm petite and I dance around all the thick fine girls. I work with all the liposuction chicks, girls with ass shots and boob jobs, girdle wearers, and everything else. And I make just as much money without all that.
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If you can't make your ass work, smile harder and make your personality shine. Ass shots should not define anyone. Stop lookin' at vanity and look within yourself. You can make money with a shining personality, and that itself can overpower everything. I won't tell you not to get them if that's what you want. I can only say I won't suggest them. Use what you got to get what you want. And if what you got ain't gettin you nothing, get a desk job, baby!