Watch the video above. Clearly, taser ball isn't about the tasers. It's about the douchebags getting tased. And when it comes to douchebags, Miami out-bros any other city in America. Douchebags would be Miami's number one export, if only we could get them to leave. But since we can't, this is the next best thing.
With its diverse, international population, Miami might just love soccer more than any other U.S. city. Taser ball is just like soccer -- teams compete to put a black-and-white checked ball into their opponents' net -- but with tasers. If we put it on tv, we could call it The Soccer-Playing Douchebag Electrocution Show. Don't even pretend you wouldn't watch that.
Y'know who wasn't named the most miserable city in America this year? L.A., Philly, Toronto, or San Diego. Those also happen to be cities with UTB franchises. Coincidence? We think not.