Sexy Thursday

This Thursday, take a break from trying to beat your office record at Snood and go see some art. Pack up the caravan and ride to the Fache Arts and Amy Alonso Gallery, where you can see an “exhibition” (ba-dum-dum) by Carla Fache and RE Sanchez titled “Sexploration.” Apparently the visuals can help you discover your best orgasm, and just like streaming porn, it’s completely free. You can even, for an extra thrill, imagine the feline-looking red Snood faces in the art, but let’s hope those don’t make you orgasm. (Everyone knows the green ones are the sexiest.)
Thu., Oct. 8, noon, 2009
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