Adriana de Moura, Joanna Krupa, Lea Black, Lisa Hochstein, and Alexia Echevarria. Did we ever think we would feel genuine concern about these five ladies' lives? Of course not. But we've gotta make a full-blown confession: we love the Real Housewives of Miami, and we aren't ashamed. Our ladies have three seasons under their belts, got a dramatic promo for the latest, which premiered last night, and it seems they aren't the black sheep of Bravo anymore. One small step for Miami, one big chunk of brain cells lost for all mankind.