Miami Connection: The Best Florida Ninja Rock B-Movie Trailer You'll See All Day

In June, we told you about Miami Connection, an "awful yet awesome" 1987 movie that Austin, Texas-based Drafthouse Films was resurrecting for theatrical release at the end of this year.

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- Miami Connection Headed Back to Theaters

Today, we discovered the trailer for the film via EW.com. And it does not disappoint. No matter how much shlock you expected in this film, your expectations are too low. There are enough exaggerated roundhouse kicks, fake-blood splatters, impressively large hairstyles, and cheesy '80s rock anthems about friendship and ninjas featured in this promo to make John Carpenter's head explode.

Behold the glory that is Miami Connection after the jump.

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