Meet Your New Baby Mama or Daddy

You are sitting at home, watching Seinfeld episodes from your DVD box set (you of course had to get the limited-edition one that came with the napkin dispenser and salt and pepper shakers), eating a Stouffer’s Corner Bistro microwave dinner, when your mother calls. And you know what she’s going to ask. You’ve heard it a million times before, but you dread it each time: “So when are you going to give me some grandkids?” Well, fear no more -- help is here. Temple Emanu-El in Miami Beach presents Wacky Tuesday, a singles networking happy hour at China Grill (404 Washington Ave., Miami Beach) for those in their fabulous twenties to forties. Admission is $10 in advance, $15 at the door, with $7 drink specials. Appetizers and door prizes are included. Or you can get in free with the purchase of a $180 Chai Membership, which includes seating for the High Holy Days. For more info or to order tickets, call Paula at 305-538-2503, ext 0. So go, get drunk, get married, have kids, and never fear your mother’s phone calls again (yeah, right).
Tue., July 25
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