The series premiere of Magic City, which debuts on Starz tomorrow but is already available online, has plenty of fantastic moments. But there's one scene that made us cringe: the one in which Stevie Evans, distracted by what was apparently a coma-inducingly good blowjob, drives his gorgeous blue convertible into the river.
Road head, shmoad head -- there's just no excuse to waste a car that beautiful.
So we're hoping that baby blue beauty will be one of the cars on display today, when Starz takes its fleet of classic automobiles to the Miami streets to promote the series.
You'll be able to catch the cars on parade on South Beach for most of the afternoon, with scheduled stops as follows:
11 a.m. - 12 p.m.: Ocean Drive, between Sixth and 13th Streets
12:30 p.m. - 1:45 p.m.: Lincoln Road at Collins Ave.
2:15 p.m. - 3: 15 p.m.: Lincoln Road at Lenox Ave.
3:45 - 5 p.m.: Española Way between Collins Ave. and Pennsylvania Ave.
Car attendants on site will be dressed in classic 1950s costumes. But we don't recommend you ask any of them to help you recreate that blowjob scene.
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