Man With the Mane

Lionel Richie.

His hair is fucking crazy, bordering on crazy awesome. However, throughout the decades he has made efforts to tone it down. That mustache, on the other hand, has stuck around like his daughter's herpes. We're not insinuating Nicole Richie is a slut, by the way, it's just that she's been within 15 feet of Paris Hilton. Being closer than 15 feet to Paris Hilton is like eating a bowl of venereal diseases with a tall glass of HIV.

Enough with the rambling introduction, though, let's take a look at the four stages of Lionel's mane.
Wed., June 22, 8 p.m., 2011
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