Hello, Kitty: Ive been single for close to three years, and even though I hook up with girls, Im still sexually unfulfilled. Not that I want something more consistent, its just that the girls I find arent open to doing the things I want to do. It seems like they all want me to be lovey-dovey and gentle, when I really just want to pound away at them. If I try to up the speed or intensity, its all What are you doing? and Ouch. So lately Ive been considering trying prostitutes, but I dont know if this is a good idea. Also, where would I find one?
Hey, John: Without advising you to do something that could potentially get you arrested, I think its a great idea. Though their profession is seen as highly taboo (and illegal in 49 states), sex workers are a valuable source of pleasure for people who want unattached, carte blanche, have-it-your-way sex. Really, its a commitment-avoiding mans dream: You tell her what you want, she obliges or not, you pay, shag, and leave. And if youre lucky, youll find a girl you actually like to be around, and it can become a regular thing. Of course, youll still pay her each time, but youll have the privilege of her learning what you like and dislike. In my eyes, a pro is the way to go. Trolling Biscayne Boulevard for a date is risky, so as for finding one, heres what you need to know: yellow pages, escort service, cash, alias. Remember, this shit is illegal.
Your other option is to find a girl whos actually into the rough stuff. You might not find her at L.L.Bean or wherever youve been meeting these soft chicks, but there are plenty of girls who will give you the rollicking good time you seek for free. Just feel them out and see what theyre into. Because youre not looking for a relationship, having a sex-based convo pre-fuck is totally cool if youre both in the hookup state of mind. If shes not a hand-around-your-throat kind of girl, move on to the next one. Meow.
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