Look, it's not like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's plans to spoil their child are surprising. They're rich. They're going to be parents. Creating entitled offspring is what rich parents do.
But if you think you know the level of opulence that's waiting for the Kimyetus on the other side of Kim's million-dollar uterus, stop. Because you don't. Unless your vision includes a 14 carat white gold diamond-encrusted pacifier, you really, really don't.
That blinged-out pacifier, worth roughly a bajillion silver spoons, is just one of the completely ridiculous things the couple is planning to give Mini-Kardash when he or she finally makes it out of the womb, according to the Irish Independent. Naturally, it's the same make and model of the suck-toy used by Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter, Blue Ivy.
Baby Kimye, literally sucking on diamonds from birth.
And that's just the beginning. Here are a few other playthings the newborn will be rockin' in the outside world:
- a lunar star show on the ceiling above the crib
- 3-D imaging on the walls
- a stroller with an inbuilt sound system
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In total, Kimye's planning to drop $100,000 on the nursery alone. An Independent source says it's all because Kardashian is imitating British royal Kate Middleton, who's also pregnant and due roughly around the same time. The reality tv star reportedly considers her own family to be America's version of royalty, which is both horrifying and disturbingly accurate.
Something tells us the Queen isn't having any diamond-crusted pacifiers around her great-grandbaby, though.
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