When South Florida succeeds in forming its own state/country, are we going to bring St. Lucie county along?
Not if they keep getting into fights over Kim Kardashian we won't.
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46-year-old Naomi Masuda of Port St. Lucie, Florida was arrested after she attacked her boyfriend during an argument about Kim Kardashian's reality show.
Naomi's boyfriend was chilling out, watching his favorite reality show featuring the porn star with a fat ass, when Naomi freaked out and said he was “being disrespectful by watching the Kardashian show."
Masuda was also apparently super drunk during the argument, and she threw a vase at her boyfriend. She might not have been exercising the best judgment that night, but the observation that watching anything on E! (ok, ok except "The Soup") is self abuse is quite wise.