Like Nowhere (1997), the Araki film Kaboom most resembles,

teenage fantasy runs rampant. There is ample reason to assume the movie

is a dream of college by "ambisexual" freshman and would-be

cinema-studies major Smith (Thomas Dekker). The antiseptic dorm rooms

are ultra-Ikea, and everyone in this demographically homogeneous,

perfectly coiffed world seems to be 28.

The kids party all night and pass out in class; Smith has a hunky surfer

roommate named Thor (Chris Zylka), who sits down on his bed naked and

says, "I've never kissed another guy before" -- wait, that is a dream!

Thor is actually a happy hetero slob who bursts into the room to "plow"

some equally hammered coed and is subsequently surprised by Smith,

attempting to suck his own dick.

What is college if not the place to discover your sexual identity?

Adults don't exist except for Smith's too-cool-for-school mother (Kelly

Lynch, the secret star of Gus Van Sant's Drugstore Cowboy), who, when he

finally phones home, acknowledges him with, "Well, it's about time,

asshole." Smith's cool and bitchy best friend, Stella (Haley Bennett),

comes all undone when she becomes involved with the campus witch,

Lorelei (Catherine Breillat veteran Roxane Mesquida).

Smith eats a magic cookie and goes to a party where a red-haired girl of

mystery (Nicole LaLiberte) heaves on his shoe and he's picked up in the

bathroom by the honey-haired London (Juno Temple) -- her line is to ask

him if he'd like to fuck. As in a dream, everyone is totally blunt: "If I

come any more tonight, my cooch is gonna break," Stella tells the

ravenous Lorelei. (The dialogue seems to have been written by a

disinhibited Todd Solondz.)

With its pop colors and compositions -- including a giant closeup of

mac-and-cheese -- Kaboom is a garish billboard for id unbridled, filled

with wicked one-liners, relentlessly over-the-top in the tradition of

John Waters, George Kuchar, and underground comix. The action more or

less proceeds from one bed to the next -- the sex embellished by

mysterious tantric star bursts and outlandish setups. (One orgasm is

framed as if it were a crucifixion.)

The tone is mildly didactic in its defense of sexual variety or, more

often, simply comic. "To clear my head, I went to this nude beach,"

Smith tells Stella, explaining how he hooked up with an apparent surf

bum who claimed to be a professional hot-tub designer. Paradise is

breached when Smith stumbles over the red-haired girl being chased by a

gaggle of demonic frat boys in animal masks.

Araki doesn't quite have the social-networking thing down, but as cults,

conspiracies, and secret identities proliferate, he seems to have taken

a long look at Richard Kelly's Southland Tales and possibly the

apocalyptic Max Fleischer cartoon KoKo's Earth Control.

Kaboom does have

an excellent punch line, although even at 86 minutes it feels too long --

mainly because Araki can't help letting his camera linger over his

performers. Hard to blame him -- he's assembled the best-looking cast in

town, and it's largely his gaga fetishization that makes the movie so

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Kaboom screens at Coral Gables Art Cinema (260 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables)  this to Thursday, March 31. Visit coralgablescinemateque.org. Tickets cost $10.

--J. Hoberman

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