Now you can whore along with the cast of the Jersey Shore as they drag their STDs through South Beach. (What? Too harsh?) Our friends over at The Heat Lightning whipped up these fantastic Jersey Shore sock puppets. Check out the cleave on JWoww. Although her dress needs to be waaay shorter.
You can purchase them on Etsy; THL hopes to have stock up by tomorrow. THL's Liz Tracy says, "We'll sell them for $30. They're fragile like the actual Jersey Shore cast, and they are also one of a kind." We also hear that, as in real life, the glittery spray paint on Snooki might rub off on your hand.
And check back for THL's Jersey Shore sock puppet plays. Really. Kudos to the super-gluing, felt-cutting skills of puppet masters Nicolette Bartolini Pollo, Kylee Crook, Venessa Monokian, and Liz Tracy.
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