Handicapped Florida Pig Chris P. Bacon Pens a Book Deal

Kids today have it rough. They have to deal with technology overload, bullies, and Edward Cullen as their fictional role model (shudder).

Frankly, not since Harry Potter has there been anyone worth looking up to on the shelves of local bookstores. But lucky for kiddos everywhere, Florida's own pig on wheels and worldwide sensation Chris P. Bacon is about to become a literary protagonist -- and he's a hero if there ever was one.

See also:

- Chris P. Bacon, the Internet's Favorite Pig on Wheels, on Pork, Charlotte's Web and Pigs on the Moon

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