Halloween 2013: The Ten Best Costumes on Lincoln Road

Of all the places to be on Halloween in Miami, South Beach's Lincoln Road has historically been both the most crowded and the most flamboyant. And this year was no exception. Revelers crowded the walking mall in costumes ranging from pop culture inspirations to freak show fashion.

Here are our top costume picks from last night's festivities.

10. Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala

Anyone can dress up as Kim Kardashian. But it takes extra skill to add a pregnant belly, a pair of attached glove-sleeves, and the balls to caress the rock-hard abs of the nearest half-naked superhero.

9. Lego Line

Was this the most unusual costume on the block? No. But these partiers get bonus points for consistency, and for bringing a crowd.

8. Alien Bride of Franken-Skeleton

I have no idea what you're going for there, sir. But I'm pretty sure you nailed it. Even Drag Dorothy back there knows what's up.

7. Lady in Red

Ditto you, you fabulous red diva you.

6. Despicable Me

Because minions have been done to death. Bonus points for committing to the bald head, too.

5. Bad Pandas

That's what this is, right? Naughty conjoined panda twins? Whatever, these girls are super cute.

4. Chuckie

Quick, someone give me a toddler so I can steal this idea next year.

3. Sparkly Egyptian Gods

All hail Anubis, God of the Dead/man most likely to put an eye out on the mall last night.

2. Made of Money

All they're missing is a motorcycle and an Allman Brothers soundtrack.

1. Wrecking Ball

Great Miley spoof, or greatest Miley spoof? You know where we stand.

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