Whether you ate your weight in foie gras and stone crab at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, or just sat on your ass binge-watching House of Cards this weekend, it's likely we're all equally unhappy about Monday's unwelcome arrival.
No matter. Five days will pass in a flash. To get you through 'til you find freedom again on Friday, here's some free stuff to get into.
- Bootcamp at Bayfront Park: Everyone could use a few more squats and burpees in their life -- especially after the SoBeWFF.
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- Rudy at the North Beach Bandshell: Before there was Sam the Hobbit, there was Rudy the underdog. Couldn't you use a few fuzzies of the warm kind?
- Naked Turtle Rum Tasting at Pinecrest Total Wine: Made with sugar-cane molasses and five times distilled, this hooch will most definitely make you want to get naked. You should probs keep your clothes on in public, though.
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