Five Celebrity Crushes Creepier Than Jim Carrey's Love of Emma Stone

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5. Snooki and Drake

The courtship of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Aubrey 'Drake'

Graham has been a tedious, drawn out affair. Last year Snooki admitted to having feelings for the

Canadian rap sensation in a hard-hitting interview with OK! magazine.

Much like

Shakespeare's star crossed lovers passions finally boiled over at the red

carpet of the 2011 Grammys where the two engaged in a flirtatious conversation

in earshot of Drake's mother, who was eerily the same height and wearing a very

similar dress as Snooki. Somewhere MTV producers are salivating at the spinoff potential of putting the three in one house.

4. Osama Bin Laden and Whitney Houston

An hall-of-fame creepy celebrity crush was revealed in 2006

when a former sex slave of the Al-Qaeda mastermind revealed his obsession with

Miss Houston. Bin Laden apparently had plans to meet her in America and

introduce her to her true Islamic self. The fact that Whitney was married at

the time to Bobby Brown was just a minor roadblock to Bin Laden, he even went

as far as to scheme to have Bobby killed (true R&B fans know that wouldn't

be easy. New Edition always has Bobby's back).

Alas, this was one love that

wasn't meant to be, Osama's death earlier this year ensuring the only way that

Bin Laden would see Whitney would be if Hell has matinee screenings of Waiting

to Exhale.

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