Eight Best Places to Go Stoned in Miami

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4. Jungle Island Water Park

Another childhood favorite turned awesome adult stoner hangout is Jungle Island, especially with that new water park addition. It's not a water park like a bunch of water slides and roller coasters, but more like a floating obstacle course. Trust us, it's more fun than you could ever imagine, but definitely play smart -- it's tricky. Test your limits and see if you can master this thing. Even if you're too weak to work your way up to the top of the watery mountain or make it across to the other side on that damn swing, you'll be laughing your ass off watching your friends try.

3. POC American Fusion Buffet and Sushi

After all this water-parking and castle exploring, you're really going to work up a world-class hunger. Why not stuff your face at a world-class buffet? This quaint little brunch spot in the Gables will set you back about a bazillion calories, but it is well worth it. Named New Times' Best Buffet for 2014, they've got burgers, sushi, cake, ice cream, pizza, steak, tapas, salad, soups, waffles -- EVERYTHING. You won't be disappointed, and you won't be leaving hungry. It's the perfect end to any stoned adventure.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.