Eight Best Places to Go Stoned in Miami

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6. Boat Tour of Star Island

We live in this beautiful tropical paradise and we hardly find the time to enjoy it. Smoke up and slow down, then hit one of the many sightseeing cruises Miami has to offer. We particularly think a cruise around Star Island would be fruitful, because your heightened imagination will love pretending you have a billion dollars and are on your way home. Maybe you'll even catch sight of Oprah.

5. The Planetarium

Sure, it's obvious, but it's obvious for a reason. There's almost nothing cooler than getting stoned out of your mind, leaning back in a comfortable chair with some of your closest friends, and going on a visual and musical journey through Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon set to dancing lasers. They even sell snacks, but you're not supposed to eat inside the theater. Check their website for more details and upcoming shows, featuring the Doors, Radiohead and the Beatles, as well as regular old space planetarium radness.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.