Eight Best Places to Go Stoned in Miami

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8. Coral Castle

When you're high, things that are normally slightly impressive become astronomically intriguing. Take, for instance, Coral Castle. It really is a feat to turn a big rock into a monument of unrequited love, but to those in their right mind, it's just kind of interesting for a minute, and then maybe it loses its wonder. Smoke a big fat doobie before hitting the site, and you'll wander its prehistoric walls for hours as you try to understand just how such an accomplishment came to be, and what made that little girl leave her fiancé on their wedding day?

7. Magic City Casino

You know that scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where Johnny Depp's character starts freaking out about giant lizards in the casino? This is going to be like that, except no lizards. Actually, you'll be just fine, but there will be tons of lights and sounds and fun ways to lose all your money, if you're into that sort of thing. The Casino is always bringing old favorite rock bands and rap stars to the stage, as well, and there's more than enough casino noms to go around.

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.